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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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