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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dixie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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