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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dixie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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