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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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