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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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