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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Maya eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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