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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Peanut eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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