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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Stella eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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