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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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