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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Thor eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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