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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Loki eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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