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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Widget eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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