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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Jelly eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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