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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ziggy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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