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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Jenkins eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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