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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Jenkins eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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