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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Simba eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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