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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Maggie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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