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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Toby eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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