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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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