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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Lola eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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