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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Daisy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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