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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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