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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pennywise eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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