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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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