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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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