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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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