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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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