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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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