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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dixie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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