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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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