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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Sparky eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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