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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Sparky eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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