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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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