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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Yoda eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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