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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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