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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Murphy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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