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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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