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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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