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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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