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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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