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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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