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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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