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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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