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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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