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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Jenkins eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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