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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Lola eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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