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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Lola eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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