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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Daisy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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