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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Charlie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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