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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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