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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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