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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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