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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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