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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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